Cast
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Terry Ray
Waiter
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
Debra Christofferson
Writer
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Don Pardo
Self
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Dom Irrera
Self
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive