Cast
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Jude Alderson
Girl
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Ray Winstone
Timmy
Albie Woodington
Paul
John Benfield
Contestant
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Alison Steadman
Doreen
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Phil Daniels
Terry
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
Tony Scott
Danny
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Kate Hardie
Sue
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat