Cast
Tessa Richarde
Sophia
Mitch Kreindel
The Man in White
Jimmie Walker
Parks the Pusher
Tony Danza
Pony Lambretta
Burt Young
Lt. Palumbo
Richard Deacon
Mr. Burnice
Liz Torres
Mrs. Palumbo
Harriet Medin
Great Lady
Twink Caplan
Hooker #1
John Byner
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
Iris Adrian
Candy Store Proprietor
Tanya Boyd
Stunner
Jamie Farr
Studsky
Gunilla Hutton
Raquel
Marty Allen
Det. Starkos
Roz Kelly
Virginia Trickwood
Allen Case
Kindly Doctor
Linda Lawrence
Girl #1
Victor Buono
Chief Ironbottom
Gavin MacLeod
Lt. Nojack
Buck Owens
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
Connie Stevens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
Michael Delano
Thug
Mel Blanc
Chickie Baby (voice)
Don Adams
Narrator (voice)
Mason Adams
Willie the Wino