Cast
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Harry Hill
The Painter
Paul Merton
The Captain
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Mark Williams
King Rat
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Karl Hughes
Rat