Cast
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Paul Merton
The Captain
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Harry Hill
The Painter
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Mark Williams
King Rat
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Karl Hughes
Rat
Lee Mack
Idle Jack