Cast
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Harry Hill
The Painter
Paul Merton
The Captain
Mark Williams
King Rat
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Karl Hughes
Rat
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)