
The Statue
The face was his... the body was his... but suddenly — hello "Charlie"
Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?
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Cast

Zoe Sallis
Mrs. Euston

Graham Chapman
News reader

Mario Guizzardi
George French (uncredited)

David Niven
Alex Bolt

Virna Lisi
Rhonda Bolt

John Cleese
Harry

Derek Francis
Sanders

Robert Vaughn
Ray Whiteley

Tim Brooke-Taylor
Hillcrest

Susan Travers
Mrs. Southwick

Desmond Walter-Ellis
Mr. Southwick

Hugh Burden
Sir Geoffrey

Erik Chitty
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