Cast
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
George Josef
Chef
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Charles Andre
Medic
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Richard Leacock
Walter
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Chris Turner
Bobby
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Gerry Nairn
Announcer