Cast
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
Don Pardo
Self
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Dom Irrera
Self
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Debra Christofferson
Writer
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Terry Ray
Waiter
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive