Cast
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Don Pardo
Self
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Dom DeLuise
The Oddfather
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
Dom Irrera
Self
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive
Debra Christofferson
Writer
Terry Ray
Waiter
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na