Cast
مارك وليامس
King Rat
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Paul Merton
The Captain
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Karl Hughes
Rat
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Harry Hill
The Painter
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)