Cast
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Harry Hill
The Painter
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Paul Merton
The Captain
Karl Hughes
Rat
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
مارك وليامس
King Rat
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren