Cast
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Karl Hughes
Rat
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Paul Merton
The Captain
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
مارك وليامس
King Rat
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Harry Hill
The Painter
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Lee Mack
Idle Jack