Cast
Patricia Laffan
Lady Florence
Ronald Fraser
Walter Dodd
Francesca Annis
June
Wilfrid Brambell
Phineas
Russell Waters
Ship's Chandler
Grégoire Aslan
Lorenzo
Bernard Cribbins
Squirts McGinty
Davy Kaye
Specs
Corin Redgrave
Brother Lucius
Barbara Windsor
"Brother" Bikini
Melvyn Hayes
Willy
Alister Williamson
Superintendent Mungo
Joseph O'Conor
Father Septimus
Arnold Ridley
Arnold Ridley