Cast
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Martin Clunes
Martin
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Chris Langham
Hubba
Lynda Baron
Meg
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
تشارلز فليشر
Pontiac
لاري ميلر
The Chief
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Allan Corduner
Sam
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Holly Aird
Maria