Cast
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Chris Langham
Hubba
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Holly Aird
Maria
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Allan Corduner
Sam
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
لاري ميلر
The Chief
Martin Clunes
Martin
Lynda Baron
Meg
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava