Cast
Paul Mercurio
Midget
Peggy Wood
Mother Superior (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kevin Copeland
Plato
Chelsea Brown
Maude
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Ginger
Johnathon Schaech
Teddy
Julie Andrews
Maria von Trapp (archive footage) (uncredited)
Susie Porter
Angie
Richard Moir
Reggie
Tina Louise
Bella
Felix Williamson
Jerome
Stephan Elliott
Truck Driver (uncredited)
Rod Taylor
Daddy-O
Rachel Griffiths
Sylvia
Barry Humphries
Blind Wally
Alan Finney
Barman
Dee Smart
Krystal