
The Three Kings
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
Cast

Jerry Houser

Ashley Bank
Little Girl

Joey Aresco

Lou Diamond Phillips
Tag

Art LaFleur
Police Officer

H. Richard Greene

Sheldon Feldner

Charles Nelson Reilly
Clerk

Pepe Serna
Alex Sweetwood

Bruce Marchiano
Father at Church

Frank Corsentino
Roselli

Tiana Alexandra
Jan DuLong

Leilani Sarelle

Tomás Goros
Hispanic Husband

Mike Pniewski

Jane Kaczmarek
Dr. Paula Bolet

Jack Warden
David

Aaron Mendelsohn
Trendy Boy

Tori Spelling
Girl at Falafel Stand

Kavi Raz
Falafel Stand Worker

Stan Shaw
Paul

Phil Rubenstein

Brian Lando
Little Boy

Michael Paul Chan
Second Cop

Vic Tayback
Harold

Rick Lenz