Trailer
Cast
Whitney Cummings
Susannah
Tim Herlihy
Nugget Bartender
Kenneth Ruthardt
Raging Bear
James Ning
QI
Ryan Happy
Train Robber #1
Meggie Maddock
Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)
Julia Jones
Smoking Fox
Danny Trejo
Cicero
Chris Parnell
Bank Manager
Norm Macdonald
Nugget Customer
Blake Clark
Gulch Sheriff
Martin Palmer
Gambler (uncredited)
Terry Crews
Chico
Dan Patrick
Abe Lincoln
Nick Swardson
Nelly Patch
Blake Shelton
Wyatt Earp
Dan Bulla
Dr. Chubb
Rob Schneider
Ramon
Will Forte
Will Patch
Dana Goodman
Beaver Breath
Julia Vera
Esmerelda
Sarah Minnich
Woman Bank Customer
Gonzalo Robles
Guard (uncredited)
J. Nathan Simmons
Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)
Jorge Garcia
Herm
Steve Zahn
Clem
David Spade
General George Custer
Saginaw Grant
Screaming Eagle
Sunny Sandler
Dancing Kid #2
Catharine E. Jones
Betty Dunson
Clint Obenchain
Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)
Luke Wilson
Danny
John Turturro
Abner Doubleday
Lauren Poole
Ford's Theater Performer #2
Jetto Dorsainville
Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)
Taylor Lautner
Lil Pete
Jon Lovitz
Grant
Jackie Sandler
Never Wears Bra
Chris Titone
Beefer
Harvey Keitel
Smiley
King Orba
Nugget Bouncer #2
Nick Nolte
Frank Stockburn
Stephen Eiland
Fainting Man
Alex Knight
Ford's Theater Performer #1
Alan Humphrey
Cowboy (uncredited)
Lavell Crawford
Gus Patch
J.D. Donaruma
JD
Ricardo Andres
Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)
Vanilla Ice
Mark Twain
Jonathan Loughran
Rifleman
Richard Beal
Town Cowboy (uncredited)
Rodger Larance
Townsman (uncredited)
Jared Sandler
Babyface Patch
Chris Kattan
John Wilkes Booth
Tina Parker
Mary Todd Lincoln
Robin Leach
Herm (voice)
Steve Buscemi
Doc Griffin
Adam Sandler
Tommy
Sadie Sandler
Dancing Kid #1
John Farley
Roscoe (uncredited)