Trailer
Cast
Rob Schneider
Ramon
Danny Trejo
Cicero
Vanilla Ice
Mark Twain
Dan Patrick
Abe Lincoln
Richard Beal
Town Cowboy (uncredited)
Whitney Cummings
Susannah
Jackie Sandler
Never Wears Bra
J.D. Donaruma
JD
Gonzalo Robles
Guard (uncredited)
Harvey Keitel
Smiley
Robin Leach
Herm (voice)
Rodger Larance
Townsman (uncredited)
Adam Sandler
Tommy
Terry Crews
Chico
Nick Nolte
Frank Stockburn
Sadie Sandler
Dancing Kid #1
James Ning
QI
Julia Jones
Smoking Fox
Taylor Lautner
Lil Pete
Luke Wilson
Danny
Lavell Crawford
Gus Patch
Dana Goodman
Beaver Breath
King Orba
Nugget Bouncer #2
Steve Zahn
Clem
Saginaw Grant
Screaming Eagle
Jared Sandler
Babyface Patch
Norm Macdonald
Nugget Customer
John Farley
Roscoe (uncredited)
Clint Obenchain
Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)
Blake Clark
Gulch Sheriff
Sunny Sandler
Dancing Kid #2
Kenneth Ruthardt
Raging Bear
J. Nathan Simmons
Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)
Jon Lovitz
Grant
Steve Buscemi
Doc Griffin
Ryan Happy
Train Robber #1
Martin Palmer
Gambler (uncredited)
Chris Parnell
Bank Manager
Tim Herlihy
Nugget Bartender
Dan Bulla
Dr. Chubb
Tina Parker
Mary Todd Lincoln
Ricardo Andres
Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)
Alex Knight
Ford's Theater Performer #1
David Spade
General George Custer
Chris Kattan
John Wilkes Booth
Jonathan Loughran
Rifleman
Meggie Maddock
Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)
Jorge Garcia
Herm
Will Forte
Will Patch
John Turturro
Abner Doubleday
Chris Titone
Beefer
Stephen Eiland
Fainting Man
Sarah Minnich
Woman Bank Customer
Nick Swardson
Nelly Patch
Catharine E. Jones
Betty Dunson
Alan Humphrey
Cowboy (uncredited)
Blake Shelton
Wyatt Earp
Julia Vera
Esmerelda
Lauren Poole
Ford's Theater Performer #2
Jetto Dorsainville
Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)