The Naked Truth
Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
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Cast
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
David Birney
Fed. #2
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
Bruno
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1