Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Cast
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Lily Mariye
Rose
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Peter Koch
Cop #1
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
James Brolin
Max Waters
Brian Thompson
Herb
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Carol Kane
Colette
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Tracy Reiner
Shelly