Cast
Edward James Gage
Large Black Man
Adam Drescher
Desk Sergeant Connors
Joe Bays
Bikini Contest Man
Chris Wylde
Frank
Cheryl Francis Harrington
Fantasy Sequence Prosecutor
Brad Raider
Jay Garvey
Busy Philipps
Jenny
Sean Murray
Nick Kepper
Adrienne Barbeau
Judge Stern
Jackie Debatin
Serenity
Nick Swardson
Jack the Pee Boy
M.F. Dinan
Defecating Frat Guy
Travis Wester
Leon Hornberger
Gary Grubbs
Senator Claxton
Michael Spound
Hotel Representative
Shashawnee Hall
Professor Kingston
Jake Head
Ox (as Jacob Head)
Judah Friedlander
Mervin
Joel Brooks
Judge