Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Jason Davis
Geno
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)