
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Bruce Wagner
A

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Tom Kenny
B

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Bill Raymond
Flutter

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

Dee Booher
Herself

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer