
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Bill Raymond
Flutter

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Bruce Wagner
A

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Dee Booher
Herself

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Tom Kenny
B

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy