Cast
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Joanna Lipari
Maid
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
John Candy
Kalishak
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
John Travolta
Self
Dan Bradley
Cop
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
Andrea Martin
Toots
June Foray
Autograph Woman
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
Arye Gross
Bellhop
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
John Voldstad
Passerby
John Calvin
Harve