Cast
Andrea Martin
Toots
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
John Travolta
Self
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
John Calvin
Harve
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
Dan Bradley
Cop
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
June Foray
Autograph Woman
Arye Gross
Bellhop
Joanna Lipari
Maid
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
John Candy
Kalishak
John Voldstad
Passerby