An American Carol
WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
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Cast
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Jillian Murray
Heather
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Blane Savage
Parent
Robert Davi
Aziz
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Jon Voight
President George Washington
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Zachary Levi
Lab Tech 1
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
John O'Hurley
Silvano
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Gary Coleman
Slave
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Self
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Michael Higgins
Parent
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Stan Mazin
Professor
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Troy Christian
Parent
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2