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One might think that when Eb takes a vacation things around the farm might go more smoothly. But when Eb elopes, leaving his cousin Walter to take his place, it turns out to be a horrible idea. Walter barely knows a weed from a hole in the ground!
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Lisa is reminded that she stored a birthday present for Oliver years ago: a genuine Stavinsky. But what is it? It's a modern art sculpture that is two parts plumbing pipes, one part tire chains, and one part birdbath. Oliver calls it "The Thing."
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The continually evolving story of how Lisa (Eva Gabor) and Oliver (Oliver) fell in love gets yet another version in this delightful episode. But one thing is for sure: Lisa and Oliver are just as in love today as the day when he fell out of the sky.
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Green Acres is greener than ever, with jealousy. When Oliver (Eddie Albert) hires a handsome, young, intelligent Brit to take over his farm work while he is away, it doesn't take long for the newcomer to make a strong impression on Lisa (Eva Gabor).
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Mr. Haney is up to his money-making schemes again. When a government representative tells Mr. Haney that the state is looking to purchase the Douglas farm for a new highway, Mr. Haney arranges to buy back the farm from the Douglases at a steal.
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Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf. While Oliver may never get his bedroom finished, he gains a maid as Ralph takes over as the Douglases' live-in housekeeper.
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Picking apples while on a picnic, Oliver runs into the feisty Ira Hatch, the owner of the apple orchard. However, once back in town, Mr. Drucker tells Oliver that Hatch has been dead for years. An incredulous Oliver agrees to see a psychologist.
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After his elopement and cross-country honeymoon, Eb returns to Hooterville. But his new wife is nowhere to be found! After sending postcards from all across the country, Eb has to confess that his fianc stood him up at the alter on their big day.
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Someone has stolen $300 from Mr. Drucker's general store, and it looks like Eb is the culprit. How else could he have bought himself a new car that cost, you guessed it, exactly $300? But that is just the first twist of the many turns of this story.
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Lisa awakes, saying she's dreamt that she must invest in copper. When Oliver turns that idea down, she seizes on the opportunity to invest in a ten-year-old genius's electric company. Twenty-eight dollars buys her a third of the business.
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Arnold, the Ziffels' television-loving pig, has taken on a paper route to save enough money for a new color set. But when bank robbers show up and threaten his dreams, and Lisa and Oliver are held captive in their own home, Arnold has to fight back.
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The farmers of Hooterville are headed to France! Or at least they are if they can get organized. As part of an agricultural exchange program, the farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.
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Lisa (Eva Gabor) is delighted to learn that her Hungarian mother is planning a visit to their little farm. Much to Oliver's (Eddie Albert) disbelief and dismay, a rumor spreads all around Hooterville that Lisa's mother is a European countess.
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Love is in the air as the first day of spring arrives in Hooterville. And who better to lead the town in celebrating it than Lisa. She is resolved to show Oliver just what spring is all about and sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.
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It's a hair-raising episode as Eb (Tom Lester) enrolls in a correspondence course to become a barber. Lisa (Eva Gabor) and Oliver (Eddie Albert) give him the money to learn the trade but learning how to cut hair by mail has its glitches.
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For a lawyer, Oliver should be more careful about what he signs. Lisa reminds him that two years ago Oliver made her a promise to take her back to New York for a two-week vacation. And she has it in writing on the bottom of the kitchen drawer.
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It's hard to know who has a curse over Oliver, but he sure has his hands full with Lisa and her fellow Hungarian Lazlo Broslav. Lazlo appears with a letter claiming he once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.
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There's a problem in Hooterville: no farmer seems able to grow a cash crop on account of the quality of the soil. But as it turns out from Oliver's (Eddie Albert) soil and mineral research, the oft misunderstood rutabaga is an ideal choice.
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Green Acres goes Hollywood in this first installment of a two-part season finale. When Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater, Lisa (Eva Gabor) arranges for an old friend to give Arnold a chance on the big screen.
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It's a swine-sational third season finale for Green Acres, as Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold, the Ziffel's talented pig, to Hollywood for his big screen test. There's only one problem, Lisa failed to mention that Arnold is not your normal actor.
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Hooterville is abuzz as the townsfolk enter a contest sponsored by Peterson's Poi Juice, with a trip to Hawaii as the top prize. But no one expects the winner to be Arnold, the Ziffels' talented pig. Maybe a pig might fly after all, to the islands!
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A charity rummage sale asks for donated clothing. Being among the wealthier residents of Hooterville, the organizers look to the Douglases. It isn't long before Oliver has to stop Lisa from giving away his entire wardrobe!
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Love is in the air when Eb is quickly engaged to Loreli Appleby, whom he has only known for a day. Eb tries to impress Loreli's father, a farmer, but in typical fashion, he accidentally ruins his future father-in-law's cabbage crop.
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When Fire Chief Joe Carson is looking for a way to go to Miami, he hires Oliver as his assistant, hoping Oliver will pay for the trip. The plan backfires, no pun intended, when Oliver starts pointing out what a poor job the chief has been doing.
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The highways in Hooterville are in dire need of repair. Oliver is fed up and believes he can make a difference by complaining to his state representative, Ben Hanks. But Hanks' popularity proves greater than his sense of responsibility.
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Lisa feels like she should be contributing more and wants to start working in Oliver's construction business. Lisa is like a fish out of water as she arrives to the Monroes' workshop in overalls and causes one problem after another.
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Lisa plays bovine matchmaker when Oliver and Lisa decide it is time for their female cow, Eleanor, to start providing milk for the farm. Oliver makes arrangements for Eleanor to mooooove in with the neighbor's bull, but Lisa has other ideas.
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The townsfolk look forward to "Old Mail Day", when once a year undelivered mail is handed out. The delayed mail includes a letter all the way from 1917! Oliver is upset by the poor service, but his complaints land with more impact than he intended.
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When word spreads that an agricultural student is coming to Hooterville to study with county agent Hank Kimball, no one seems to be interested. However, things change when the folks discover that the student is an attractive blonde.
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This episode tells the unusual tale of Hooterville's founding. As the town prepares for its centennial, Oliver announces a reenactment of the town's origins and casts himself and Lisa in the roles of Horace and Doris Hooter.
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When a blue feather arrives in the mail for Lisa, her Hungarian roots tell her that trouble is brewing. The feather is a symbol of malfortune to come, and she suspects it was sent by Hungarian gypsies, a warning that they are out to get her.
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Don't count chickens before they hatch! Oliver thinks he's laid a gold egg of an idea when he decides to dive beak first into the business of raising chickens. Lisa, on the other hand, sees little difference between raising chickens and children.
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All that glitters is not frosted cereal. After a jewelry heist in Chicago, the robbers foolishly stash their booty in the grain bin of a cereal manufacturer. Oliver and Lisa discover the jewels in their bowl of Crickly Wickly!
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Oliver Wendell Douglas returns from farm to firm... law firm, that is. When a young and ambitious local graduates from law school, he looks for a potential partner in Hooterville. Oliver is the logical choice. Lisa and Eb help the new venture.
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After partnering with a young, local lawyer, Oliver has opened a new law office in Hooterville. However, their secretary, Lisa, shows a lack of necessary skills. Soon, Lisa's job is on the line, even if she is married to one of the partners.
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When the Young Peoples Agricultural Society holds their annual convention in Washington, D.C., local members Eb, Mr. Kimball, and Arnold the pig get ready to make the big trip. Oliver and Lisa serve as unintended chaperones.
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While Lisa and Oliver consider what to do on their unplanned trip to Washington D.C., Mr. Haney rents their house to a family of eight. Meanwhile in the nation's capital, Lisa and Eb tour the White House, and Mr. Kimball makes official trouble.
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When a charmingly sweet doe wanders onto the Douglas farm, an enchanted Lisa befriends the beautiful animal. Having had her heart won over, Lisa resolves to have all deer hunting banned in Hooterville, winning support however necessary.
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Farmhand Eb plans to take his girlfriend to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. Only problem is he can't afford it. Oliver encourages Eb to get creative and figure out how to earn the money himself. And if Eb is anything, it's creative.
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Lisa becomes enchanted with the diary of a Lydia Plunkett. Found in an old trunk in the barn, the diary from 1898 tells Lydia's life story as a successful businesswoman. Eb and Lisa are glued to every page of the story, but Oliver isn't impressed.
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Mr. Haney and Fred Ziffel try to persuade Oliver to invest in a new business venture. "Looney Luke" Needlinger claim to have invented a machine that can turn hay into fresh milk. Oliver is skeptical and tries to prove the machine is a white lie.
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Lisa's "Mudder" pays a surprise visit to Lisa and Oliver. Eb good-naturedly introduces her as the Queen of Sicily. As a result, the entire town treats her like royalty. They even go so far as to hold a special day in her honor.
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Arnold Ziffel, Hooterville's beloved swine is thought to have rightful claim to a $20,000 fortune. The Birnbacher pork empire has promised that the descendant of the famous weather-predicting pig, Herman, will inherit the vast sum.
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Oliver, Lisa and Eb travel to Chicago with Arnold to prove the pig is the rightful heir to the Birnbacher pork empire. Will this pig get rich? Arnold makes a surprising prediction that baffles all, including all the lawyers involved.
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When Oliver returns home with Arnold, the citizens in town hold a large reception for Arnold. But when Oliver receives a phone call from a lawyer representing an eccentric relative of the Birnbachers, the riches go into question.
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Oliver is mad over the town's dirt road, especially when he finds out that the state set aside money over thirty years ago to fix it. Oliver goes to the Capitol to get the road paved but hits a roadblock when the Ziffels' house must be torn down.
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Lisa foretells of a mysterious stranger that will appear into Oliver's life. Enter Tadpole Talbot, Eb's childhood friend who has become a singing sensation. Tadpole has convinced Eb to go out on the road with him and join his band as a roadie.
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Oliver become alarmed that the youth of his beloved town, Hooterville is dwindling so he calls an emergency town meeting to prevent them from leaving. The next thing Oliver knows is that his barn has been volunteered for the new youth center.
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Oliver is asked to speak at the local high school about his illustrious law career and makes quite an impression on student Kathy Baxter. Oliver must contend with Kathy's fawning as well as her jealous boyfriend is not very happy with Oliver.
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Hank Kimball proposes marriage to lady carpenter Ralph Monroe while under the influence of heavy medication. Lisa plans an amazing country wedding only to find out that, Sam, the Justice of the Peace, has forgotten to new his license.
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Oliver plants his crops, worrying that they haven't been planted in time for a harvest. Lisa tries to be helpful and mixes up a batch of sour lemonade. Oliver pours out the bitter elixir in the newly planted field, with an unimaginable consequence.
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Sam Drucker does not stock any cosmetics in his store, much to the chagrin of Lisa. Lisa decides to set up a "small" display in the store. When the merchandise is delivered, it forces Mr. Drucker to retreat to the front porch.
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Mr. Haney discovers an old wish book dating back to 1898 that tells the story of Calvin and Tessie Whittaker who once owned the Douglases' farm and how Calvin traveled to Hollywood to pitch his idea of putting a mouse named Dickey into films.
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Oliver and Lisa discover a root cellar under their house and become trapped when it collapses in on them. Their only hope to get rescued rides on a hilarious game of charades between Arnold the pig and Mr. Drucker.
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Oliver goes to New York to finish up a case at his old firm. Meanwhile back on the farm, Lisa and Eb find a puppy left on the doorstep. Lisa, in all her innocence, leads Oliver to believe the puppy, affectionally named Freddie, is a human baby.
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Oliver has been invited to give a speech at the Bar Association. He is there to advocate for the hiring of ex-convicts. He eventually ends up regretting his speech when he is forced to hire an ex-convict by the name of Willie Dunhill.
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Oliver's crops are getting stomped on by Irene the cow. In his frustration, he fires a shotgun to scare Irene away. Instead the blast leads to a hilarious misunderstanding among Lisa, Eb and a life-sized fiberglass cow.
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Oliver has become the new School Board President. Unfortunately, Oliver's first day on the job is anything but smooth. Arnold the pig is expelled from his duties as the school's mascot, and Fred Ziffel implores Oliver to defend Arnold.
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After receiving a tax refund from the IRS, Oliver inspires his fellow citizens to make similar requests. There's only one problem... those making requests haven't paid their taxes! Nevertheless, the IRS mistakenly sends out half a million dollars!
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Oliver is insistent that he and Lisa have a romantic Sunday afternoon picnic, all alone. His romantic gesture for two turns into a picnic for the entire town. Finally, Oliver finds them a romantic refuge in a most unlikely place.
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Local boy Dinky Watson has one heck of a story to tell anyone who will listen. When Dinky convinces Lisa to buy a "moon rock" for the considerable sum of $14, Oliver suspects that she is the victim of a practical joke.