Jordan enlists family members to help plan a romantic night when she thinks she overhears her parents talking about getting a divorce Aaliyah and Mia become roommates.
Two families, bound by tradition, are locked in a brutal war. Asian and African American gangs are vying for control of Oakland's waterfront. But when the first casualty is the Asian warlord's son, the gang war becomes more dangerous than either side ever imagined.
Bounty hunter Bucum Jackson (Ice Cube) teams with the small-time con artist, Reggie Wright (Mike Epps), that he is pursuing, in an attempt to locate a missing stash of diamonds and a lottery ticket worth millions of dollars. Bucum and Reggie find themselves in a race to the finish as they embark on an unlikely partnership that should -- when all is said and done -- prove beneficial to them both.
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Nigel falls for Nikki who causes quite an uproar in the salon.
Joy goes into business with Nigel selling hair cream with hopes that he's interested in more than just making money with her.
Omar gets some much-needed marital advice from his uncle Eugene, a self-proclaimed ladies expert Greg secretly visits his ex-fiancée for some answers Keith reflects on his friendship with the guys while watching a live performance from Josh Dean.
Once a first-rate Secret Service agent, Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) is now a gruff private investigator whose latest gig is protecting a pole dancer (Halle Berry). When she's murdered, he grudgingly teams up with her boyfriend, Jimmy Dix (Damon Wayans), an ex-quarterback with a gambling problem, and the two go after her killers. Before long, they stumble onto a plot by a well-known football magnate (Noble Willingham) to bribe federal legislators into legalizing sports gambling.
The discovery that she has a terminal illness prompts introverted saleswoman Georgia Byrd (Queen Latifah) to reflect on what she realizes has been an overly cautious life. So Georgia withdraws her life savings and jets off to Europe where she lives like a millionaire. Upbeat and passionate, Georgia charms everybody she meets, including renowned Chef Didier (Gérard Depardieu). The only one missing from her new life is her longtime crush Sean Matthews (LL Cool J).
A ferret bite sends Mavis to the emergency room, where the hospital staff ignores her Nasim and Jadwiga fight for control of the check-in desk while the rest of the staff is away.