A ferret bite sends Mavis to the emergency room, where the hospital staff ignores her Nasim and Jadwiga fight for control of the check-in desk while the rest of the staff is away.
Bernie bribes kids to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party that is slated for the same day.
Bernie's sister wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods.
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own.
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed.
Bernie's kids all want something from him, but he manages to stay one step ahead of them by adhering to the principles of chess.
Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno."
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Joy enlists Starr's help to make to make her more Canadian Starr is appalled that Letty is using chemicals on a child.
Novelette's undergoes renovations Joy studies for her official exam.
Soldier Anthony Curtis (Larenz Tate) returns to his Bronx home after a nightmarish tour of duty in Vietnam. But the nightmare continues for Anthony and his friends as they suffer the indignities of trying to find steady work and provide for their families in a flagging economy. As desperation takes hold, Anthony teams up with Skip (Chris Tucker), a drug addict, and Kirby (Keith David), a small-time crook, to pull off a bank heist that will give them all a chance for a better life.
Omar, Greg, and Jarvis attend Eugene Johnson's annual poker tournament while Keith goes salsa dancing with Bianca as he tries to figure out if it's a real date or not.
Lisa forces Jarvis to have a dinner date with their friends, Kevin and Karen Omar, Greg, and Keith hang out at a lounge where musical artist Emi Seacrest performs.
Omar, Greg, Keith, and Jarvis Johnson have a guys' night out that doesn't go exactly as planned they run into popular radio host Eugene Johnson.
Greg signs up with Big Brother Big Sister to mentor a young teen. Jarvis and Freddie Sr. bond over a street card game. The fellas decide that Omar needs an intervention. Musical Guest: Samoht.
Ralph Kramden (Cedric the Entertainer) drives a bus in New York City but dreams of something more. Unfortunately, none of Ralph's business ideas -- which often incorporate his best friend, Ed (Mike Epps) -- have panned out. Knowing their husbands will never get them out of the city, Ralph's wife, Alice (Gabrielle Union), and Ed's wife, Trixie (Regina Hall), pool their savings to purchase a house in the suburbs. But once the men find out about the secret stash, they might just blow it all.