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Professional escort Chris falls for an older client, then feels used.

Professional escort Chris falls for an older client, then feels used.

Fred, Chris and Larry go on a camping trip, but the boys get lost and eat mysterious berries.

Chris experiences every phase of a relationship, from courtship to marriage, in one day.

After Chris damages Sharon's kitchen, he becomes a houseboy to repay the debt.

Chris wins a weekend with his favorite talk-show host (Martin Mull).

Chris and his cousin (Jackie Earle Haley) feud at a family reunion.

Chris buys a phony watch from a local jeweler and finds work with the police department.

Chris suspects that he is adopted, and goes on a search for his birth parents.

Chris and Sharon are cast as the lead roles in a community play.

Chris vows to rehabilitate his town's youth after becoming the victim of a mugging.

Chris is hired to watch a neighbor's house while they are on vacation.

Chris commandeers the family car for a date, even though he doesn't have his license.

Chris fights for his and the others paperboys' jobs when they are replaced by a machine.

Professional escort Chris falls for an older client, then feels used.

Chris' prison pen pal is released and comes to stay with him the police follow shortly.

Chris thinks that his tonsil removal surgery spells doom, and prepares by making amends with Sharon.

Chris takes action after finding a dead rat in a milk carton, and decides to be a health inspector.

Chris and Sharon find themselves locked in a meat locker together.

Larry leaves after a fight with Chris, so Chris goes in search of a new best friend.

Chris moves away from his parents and into a dumpy apartment, then gets homesick.