Susan (Sarah Alexander) finds out that Patrick (Ben Miles) has videotaped all of his past lovers -- including herself. With Jack Davenport, Gina Bellman, Kate Isitt and Richard Coyle.
Jeff's love life fizzles even though he has an appalling number of pick-up lines at his disposal. With Jack Davenport, Gina Bellman, Sarah Alexander, Kate Isitt and Ben Miles.
Steve (Jack Davenport) is appalled when Susan (Sarah Alexander) goes through his private video collection. With Gina Bellman, Kate Isitt, Ben Miles, Richard Coyle.
Jane retains a hold over Steve even though their relationship is over Patrick asks Sally to go with him to a funeral.
Adam is finally recognized for his musical talent, but is overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's gotten married.
Everyone rushes to clean up an oil spill on Mom's beloved carpet.
Dad accidentally invites someone he used to hate to dinner and faces the dilemma of how to get rid of his guest.
When Dad buys a piano, the world's most sarcastic piano tuner comes to tune it meanwhile, the family catches Aunty Val having an affair.
The family is distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr. Morris, her horrible 85-year-old boyfriend meanwhile, Jim collects money for charity, while dressed in full dog costume, complete with doggy testicles.
Dad has been secretly hiding a dead fox he wants to get stuffed in the outside freezer, however, when Mom needs to use the freezer, Dad enlists Adam and Jonny in a desperate attempt to hide the dead animal from her.
Mom makes a fantastic Christmas dinner the boys are delighted that Grandma is coming, but horrified that Dad's mother is coming too.
The boys come home to find the house in a real state. The builders have been in, and everywhere they look, there's a mess. On top of this, there's a mouse in the house, and mom is hiding in the shed.
Dad is very excited, having just bought a new fax machine. Jonny, who's an estate agent, has been given a company car - the most uncool car possible.
Jonny claims to have hurt his shoulder, and Dad tells the boys of parental sexual tension.
The boys are excited because grandma is coming for dinner, brings her new boyfriend.
When Jonny discovers Adam's old diary, he learns a terrible secret. When Adam was 11, he secretly dumped Jonny's beloved 'Pandy' panda bear toy in the trash can, never to be seen again.
An excruciating family dinner scene occurs when Adam's mother sets him up with Tanya Green.
The boys and Grandma think that Mum's new curtains are horrible.
Rimmer skips his way across the multiverse, looking for another dimension where he is not such a giant loser.
The crew learns that their employer has been bought out by a corporate giant.