
Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters
Alan slows things down for a mellow edition of Mid Morning Matters, and enjoys a massage live on air.

Alan slows things down for a mellow edition of Mid Morning Matters, and enjoys a massage live on air.

Love could be in the air when Martin's new classmate and neighbor, Majella, catches his eye Father Linehan plans a memorable stag party for Dessie.

Martin wants a fancy new games console, but he has to get a job to pay for it Liam's long-standing rivalry with the bank manager is re-ignited.

Martin and Padraic embark on the voyage of a lifetime on board their Halloween ghost ship, but events soon take an unexpected and spooky turn.

It's Martin's first day of secondary school, and his first school disco, which is quite the experience for the whole family.

The Moones set off for Donegal as excitement reaches fever pitch during the Italia 90 World Cup where Ireland is playing Romania.

Martin is determined to make the last week of school end with a bang Sinead's hard work at exam time causes financial pressure for Debra and Liam Fidelma drops a bombshell.

Martin wants to become an altar boy and is indoctrinated into a group of young Catholics his sister falls for the leader of the acolytes, forcing Martin to make a decision.

Liam's younger brother arrives for a visit Martin makes a new discovery, so Uncle Daniel tries to tell him about the birds and bees.

Martin decides to shorten his commute to school by destroying part of the garden wall the new shortcut proves all too popular and turns the garden into a busy thoroughfare.

Martin's mother hits the campaign trail to support Mary Robinson's bid for the Irish presidency a neglected Martin soon tires of his sister's cooking and befriends Trevor in an effort to get some decent food.

Martin's 12th birthday takes a bad turn when his new bike gets trashed by bullies seeking protection from another bully, Martin must play Cupid to set the boy up with his sister.

Jane invites herself into Oliver's bachelor pad, making him embarrassed by his mess.

Patrick seeks his way home to try to get a decent night's sleep Sally throws a dinner party.

Steve is haunted by the ghost of spanking lesbians at an antenatal class.

Jeff is surprised by his sexy new boss while searching the shelves Julia tells Susan that she's met someone "edible.".

Jane goes out with a guy who makes an unhappy choice in attire Sally agrees to be Patrick's pretend wife.

Steve and Susan's relationship blooms a wedding invitation surfaces.

After Jane gets sacked, her friends discuss career options over a bottle of vodka Patrick dumps Lynda.

A panicked Patrick cannot perform when Sally propositions him, and they both turn to the others for reassurances.