When Lindsay tries to turn family members into stars of a reality television show, Kevin makes a discovery that brings too much reality to the Kingston-Persons household.
Nick plans a surprise belated honeymoon and uses work to cover up his plans.
Suzanne and Nick go on a "People's Court TV" show when Nick lies about having spent a gift card Suzanne gave him, which she finds and spends on herself, calling him on his lie.
Nick says he is too tired for marital relations one night, leading Suzanne to speculate and have major concerns that something is not right in their relationship.
Using her mother's credit card, Lindsey gets help from Nick in ordering a Michelle Obama sweater online Kevin pretends to be sick to pull off a scam to get a signed A-Rod jersey.
Suzanne gets caught dancing on a video that soon becomes a huge viral hit Marilyn decides Lindsey needs to learn how to cook soul food.
Nick goes to watch a game with friends at a sports bar known to have sexy female waitresses the kids want a larger allowance, but they're not willing to do more chores.
When a rat gets lost in the home, Kevin scurries to care for it. Meanwhile, an ex-flame creates surging tension between Lindsey and Gigi.
Kevin is a big football fan, but Nick does not understand the appeal Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on.
Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together Suzanne has a day off, but she does not know what to do, now that she has a lot of time on her hands.
Nick needs a new van for work, but Suzanne worries they are already too much in debt and cannot afford to buy a new one Suzanne has some credit issues she has not revealed to Nick.
Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains Suzanne decides to hyphenate her name Nick thinks the kids do not love him and will not accept him.
The station launches a new morning show, but Nick's cohost is a self-serving reality star Marilyn moves in with the family.
Lindsey and Kevin enter Nick into a Hand on a House contest, where finalists compete by seeing who can keep their hand on a house for the longest.
Nick is asked to host a charity walkathon Marilyn's bracelet is missing, and the children train to participate in the walkathon.
Nick meets a famous actor and shadows him to prepare for a upcoming role Kevin studies for a spelling bee.
Nick creates a bucket list of very dangerous activities Kevin and Troy launch an underground candy operation at school.
After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours to avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.
Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event Lindsey prepares a feast.
When Nick gets a doctor's report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.