Nick and Suzanne try to attend a highly anticipated movie premiere, but when their busy schedules get in the way, both are tempted to secretly go to the movie without the other.
Nick wants Lindsey and Kevin to give back to the community, so they select a charity they find online when the charity keeps asking for more money, Nick has to get to the bottom of it.
Nick and Suzanne stop talking to each other after Suzanne gets upset with Nick for his attempts to fix her problems without listening to her.
Nick is forced to get an assistant, who is a must-hire from his boss when the assistant gets too close to his family and friends, Nick is forced to take action.
Despite warnings from other co-workers, Nick gets stuck hosting a charity telethon Suzanne has to deal with a rich client's boring wedding plans.
Suzanne wants to have a formal portrait of the family taken, but trying to pull everyone together proves to be impossible.
Nick is disappointed when Frank crashes his Father's Day trip when an elevator stops, the men are forced to have a meaningful heart-to-heart.
The family decides to go green, but it is much harder than they thought and they realize sometimes you have to choose between saving the planet and saving your family.
Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.
When Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested, she starts to change her ways, but not necessarily for the better.
Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn and that she's re-gifted.
Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is easy and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.
When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it is all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time.
After Kevin watches the horror film "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.
Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft.
When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.
When Lindsey decides to adopt a vegan lifestyle, Suzanne convinces Nick they should go vegan as well they come to regret this decision when they learn the extent of Lindsey's dedication.
Nick tricks Suzanne and Marilyn into spending a weekend together at a spa for Mother's Day, where it becomes clear it will take more than a masseuse to relieve the tension in the women's relationship.
Nick and the kids throw a birthday party for Suzanne because she has never had one.
Kevin auditions for a commercial for the mall burger joint and ends up being replaced by a famous kid actor that looks just like him.