A blacklisted mobster (Vincent Pastore) purchases the Montecito's million-dollar wedding package, including Wayne Newton, for his daughter, but problems arise because Wayne is on bad terms with Ed.
Ed and Danny have 12 hours to save Delinda from her kidnappers Mike and Sam try to figure out whether a Buddhist monk's major winning-streak is a scam.
Boston medical examiner Jordan Cavanaugh (Jill Hennessy) and police officer Woody Holt (Jerry O'Connell) come to the Montecito hot on the trail of a murder and a missing rare violin.
Sam finds herself in financial trouble because three clients have stiffed the Montecito Adam Carolla helps Mary to conquer her biggest fear.
Danny and Mike divide their time between investigating a string of robberies in the residential suites and posing for a beefcake calendar Jillian panics when her therapist tells her that her marriage sets a bad example for Delinda.
Mary nervously plans a wedding for one of Sam's biggest whales unusual card-counters plague the casino.
Danny apprehends a chip thief who claims he met someone who plans to blow up the Montecito.
When Monica's friend, Norma Pitts (Sarah Ann Morris), finds a finger in the Montecito's new buffet, she has everyone worried that she will sue.
NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson acts as a celebrity judge at the Montecito's car show Danny and Mike find, in a bathtub full of ice, a man with a kidney missing.
The auditor's report shows a $2.9 million discrepancy when the Montecito staff applies for the annual license renewal Danny's former Marine sergeant (Dale Dye) visits the hotel, and the two wind up in a bar fight.
With great fanfare, the Montecito prepares for the grand opening of Wolfgang Puck's restaurant.
Danny and Ed must rely on amateur sex-video footage to help them track down the person who stole diamonds from the Montecito during the taping of a music video.
Danny and Penny's relationship hits new levels Jilian sprains her ankle and convinces Ed to walk the family dog at a local show Mike must rescue Monica from her shower.
When a card counter's daughter is kidnapped, Danny, Mike and Ed reunite with Dr. Cavanaugh (Jill Hennessy) to solve the high-stakes crime.
Ed tries to keep the new boss out of the loop while he figures out who has been making counterfeit chips Danny's accountant suggests he sell his father's house and refers him to an attractive real estate agent (Rachael Leigh Cook).
Ed tries to get the Montecito reopened while working for a new boss and trying to lure back his former staff.
The new owner of the Montecito plans some big changes to the property and to the personnel.
Colorful billionaire Fred Puterbaugh (Jon Lovitz) returns to the Montecito with his girlfriend (Ashanti) a beguiling magician uses his skills to help Ed catch a slippery thief.
Mary meets her secret admirer when a philandering hotel guest (Dave Foley) loses his wedding ring at a local brothel, Mike agrees to help him find it.
Ed suspects that a Gestapolike police unit has compromised the hotel's security system and is watching everyone, so he enlists Danny and Mike to expose the phantom mole.