Danny agrees to help the wife of an ex-Marine by watching her baby while she attends an interview, but he becomes concerned when she doesn't return Sam hosts a man who intentionally throws his money away to confound his soon-to-be ex-wife.
Danny and Mike investigate when a truckload of lobsters is stolen en route to the hotel, while Sam travels across the country to get replacement lobsters.
Ed is framed for murder when enemies from his past resurface, and Danny and Mike take matters into their own hands Sam, Mary, Nessa and Delinda select what they believe are the perfect tenants for their new investment property.
Danny and Sam try to figure out the tactics of a ring of card counters Fred Puterbaugh (Jon Lovitz) professes his love for Nessa, much to her dismay Ed and Danny deal with an archaeologist's find near the hotel pool.
A resident (Sean Astin) wins the jackpot at a slot machine, then fakes his own death Ed's mother (June Lockhart) regales the staff with stories of her son's childhood a couple uses coupons to avoid spending any money in Las Vegas.
Ed, Danny and Sam follow a high roller to New Orleans to collect $5 million an unruly clan of farmers gather for a family reunion Mike coordinates the world's largest wet T-shirt contest.
An action star (Jean-Claude Van Damme) dies while executing a stunt for his latest movie a rival casino host squares off against Sam for the patronage of a high roller.
Danny and Ed introduce a suicidal guest (Jon Lovitz) to the thrill of gambling Sam gets cozy with a client, then his fiancée (Paris Hilton) comes to town.
A hotel guest is shot dead on the casino floor during a blackout trapped Danny and Mary rehash old feelings Mike and Ed are locked inside the surveillance room.
Ed's former CIA buddy (Alec Baldwin) installs a security system which immediately detects a breach made by a computer hacker staying at the hotel.
Ed and Danny referee clashes between rival camps during the premier boxing match of the year Danny threatens to cancel the fight after the theft of a manager's prosthetic limb Ed questions the fluctuating odds on an undercard fight.
Danny and Ed search the hotel when a member of a husband-and-wife magic troupe vanishes Mike runs into an old friend from college.
Danny and Ed become suspicious when a high roller cashes in chips but never plays a hand Ed's cousin meets the woman of his dreams at the roulette wheel and decides to get married immediately.
The body of Danny's childhood friend is found in the desert Ed conceals the identity of an ultraconservative senator Mary contends with an actor who takes his role as King Arthur too seriously.
Big Ed Deline leads a surveillance team charged with maintaining security at one of the largest casinos in Sin City protégé Danny McCoy must foil a team of high-tech cheats.
Thieves try to steal a rare stamp that is up for auction at the Montecito, taking Danny, Piper, Mitch and the surveillance room hostage Mike's mom discovers that he is married.
Cooper, Danny and Mike are suspicious of a man (Terry Bradshaw) who has a nearly perfect winning streak Sam's whale brings his grandmother (Kathryn Joosten) to the casino to play bingo.
Piper's evaluation for the Concierge of the Year award tests her skills Danny and Mike decide to play in a two-on-two basketball competition where the stakes become more than they anticipated.
Sam gets help from The Cleaner when she needs to get rid of evidence after her whales visit a strip club Mike and Piper (Camille Guaty) sample the wares of a hot new bartender they are trying to lure to the Montecito.
Piper gets in trouble with the gaming commission Sam gets caught speeding and must attend traffic school Danny and Delinda meet a "perfect" pair at a parenting class.