
Seinfeld S9E1
George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

After Jerry invites an attractive waitress to join him at the Tony Awards, he learns Kramer will be there, too. Arriving for their date, Jerry is surprised to find Lanette living with another man.

Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.

As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.

Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.

Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.

Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.

Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true George awards a scholarship to an average student Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting George dates a women's prison inmate.

George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.