
Seinfeld S5E2
George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife for a dry cleaning discount. Elaine gets mixed signals from a guy at the gym. George pees in the shower. Kramer meets his new girlfriend's family.

Kramer gets a job with Mickey as a TV stand-in. Jerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their first date he takes "it" out.

Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine.

Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend.

In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber George gets a job.

George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.