Live & Upcoming Programmes

Mike Paramore

Flirtatious and genuinely “glad to be here,” Mike Paramore talks space force, avoiding Bobs, having too many questions, and face-to-face catfishing.

J Bliss

J Bliss pulls his jokes from everyday observations, whether that's shopping for watches, experiencing gas pump harassment, or trying to differentiate between donkeys and pit bulls.

Dennis Gaxiola

In Bible School Dropout, Dennis Gaxiola returns to the stage with fresh stories from faith, fatherhood, and his realization that God called him to make others laugh with his Bible knowledge... just not as a Bible school graduate.

Maureen Langan

Maureen Langan has a wake up call ringing for the young, hot, rich or famous. Luckily for them, she comes with subtitles.

Kenn Kington

Kenn Kington finds the funny in life's everyday moments—marriage quirks, parenting adventures, and roadwork woes. He turns real-life experiences into nonstop laughs. Get ready for a stand-up show full of heart and hilarity!

K-Von

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-Von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling up stairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

Myq Kaplan

Brilliant and rapid-fire, Myq Kaplan's comedy expounds on bathroom stall etiquette, grammar obsessed grandmas, and the real world applications of board games.

Jose Sarduy

Jose Sarduy is a Cuban-American Air-Force pilot turned comedian, and he's got no shortage of stories. Jose's back at Dry Bar with hysterical tales of planes, Priuses, and penguins.

Jose Sarduy

In this side-splitting Dry Bar Comedy special, Jose Sarduy delivers hilarious anecdotes about his upbringing in a Cuban family in America. He says that you don't know you have a crazy mom until you're an adult. Jose's routine includes the comical challenges of looking younger than he is as an Air Force pilot, as well as the triumphs of beating kids at video games.

Kermit Apio

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. After graduating from high school, Kermet moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington. Seattle became home. In early 1989, Kermet did his first open mike night at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. Comedy was a fun hobby. In May of 1990, he quit his job, said good bye to health care and benefits, and took the leap to performing full time. It is still his only job skill. He was the winner of the 2009 Great American Comedy Festival and has had numerous appearances on television and radio. He has showcased at comedy festivals in Aspen, Las Vegas, and Vancouver and has performed in 47 states and 3 Canadian provinces. He is a past winner of the Seattle Comedy Competition and was a semi-finalist in the San Francisco Comedy Competition. Also, in 1988 he was Dishwasher of the Month at the Sea-Tac Airport Dennyís. Kermet is married and the proud father of two wonderful children. He enjoys his family, baseball, and pie. He does not enjoy opera, sitting in traffic, and writing about himself in the third person.

Heath Harmison

Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His family-friendly style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. You can also find him performing regularly on the Las Vegas Strip at Planet Hollywood, The Tropicana, and the MGM Grand! He has opened for some of the best comics in the business including Brad Garrett, Louie Anderson, Dennis Miller, and Eddie Griffin. His abilities that are presented on stage are endless! From doing celebrity impersonations, to singing, dancing, and accents. Heath's comedy will paint a picture in your mind that will be burned in for weeks or longer. Being an Improv comedian also gives him that extra edge on the standup comedy stage. His quick wit allows him to adapt to any situation. If you have a chance to see Heath Harmison live, TAKE IT.

Frances Dilorenzo

Frances takes the stage full of energy and ready for fun. Frances does one thing you don't see many female comics do…physical humor, and she delivers it with every silly bone in her body. Her material stems from her life, but she draws both men and women into her world with such a connection, it feels like she is personalizing every joke. In addition to touring nationally, Frances Dilorinzo's credits include appearances on Nick Mom Night Out – Nickelodeon, Last Comic Standing - NBC, Comics Unleashed -ABC, Secret Life of a Soccer Mom -TLC, Real Housewives of Orange County – Bravo, as well as, performing for our troops around the world.

Greg Warren

Greg Warren is a nationally touring headliner and has been featured on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Presents, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, BET and CMT. Greg is a fan favorite on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show and can be heard daily on Sirius/XM.

John DeBoer: Put it On My Credit Card

Will C.

Will C. tells his incredible, inspirational, and hilarious life story, from serving in three separate branches of the military to filming a music video with Kanye West.

Zoltan Kaszas

Zoltan Kaszas was born in Budapest, Hungary and raised in San Diego, California. He first stepped onstage at the age of nineteen and he was hooked immediately. Zoltan's diverse background and life experience along with his conversational storytelling style has been entertaining audiences at comedy clubs and colleges across the country. His comedy has also been featured on the television show Laughs on FOX, on radio at SiriusXM in print in The Atlantic and has helped him win The Seattle International Comedy Competition &The San Diego Comedy Festival. When he isn't traveling the world Zoltan can be found at home with his wife Brittany and their cat Jessica, you can keep up with him on his weekly podcast available on iTunes called This Week In Zoltan.

Tommy Ryman

Tommy Ryman grew up with a new-age, folk singing mother and a traditional, Lutheran insurance-agent father. This XY equation evidently equals: acclaimed comedian.  Ryman has earned the title of Semifinalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Roseanne Barr, a professed fan, raves she has “never seen anything like Tommy before in her whole life, he is one-of-a-kind, fantastic!” Ryman also recently won the title of Best of the Midwest at the prestigious Gilda's Laugh Fest. Ryman's act can be described as absurdist and clever, masked behind a very likable and innocent demeanor, often thought of as awkwardly charming. He is a favorite among audiences at top clubs, corporates, and colleges around the nation.

Dry Bar Comedy

Leanne Morgan exudes southern charm. She is a naturally funny storyteller who gives an honest look at suburban life and the challenges of keeping her husband happy while juggling kids, dogs and cheerleading camp at the same time she's racing to get her hair highlighted, have a colonoscopy and join weight watchers for the 7th time!

Brent Blakeney

Brent Blakeney is a towering Southern comedian and "recovering theater kid" with undeniable stage presence. From subverting basketball expectations to surviving as a substitute teacher, his playful humor and storytelling keep audiences laughing.

Mark Brady

Mark Brady shares the easiest way to lure him in a van, why ghosts haunt one location, and the reason there's no seeing-eye cats.