Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.
To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.
Finch persuades David Hasselhoff to play his father in a semi-autobiographical movie for his film class.
When the staff's antics drive a fashion designer (Kate Spade) out of the office, Jack hires a corporate therapist (Stephen Root) to re-educate the staff on tactful behavior.
A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.
The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).
The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".
Patty knows why she and Lauren are suddenly popular.
Kate believes her visiting mother is meddling in her personal life.
Derek, Ricky and Edward find themselves trapped in a hotel during a fire.
One of Ricky's friends is being abused, and Ricky finds out about it.
Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.
Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.
Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.
Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.
Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.
Jack is attracted to the feminist who is threatening a boycott of Blush Nina gets a visit from her deceased friend.
The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.
Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.
Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) prepare for father-daughter talks by taking a sexuality awareness seminar.