
According to Jim
Cheryl is turned off by Jim's tears.

Cheryl is turned off by Jim's tears.

Jim tries to teach Dana's new beau how to make women feel desirable.

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want Cheryl to hire.

Jim believes that the Devlins bring good luck to the Bulls.

Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa.

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception.

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey during a hunt.

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot.

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage.

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.

Cheryl wants Jim to give up all his vices so they can try to have a baby.

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy but cannot admit it.

Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool.

Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend.

Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will then OK a fishing trip.

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere.

Jim insists that the remodeled bathroom include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.