
According to Jim
Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey during a hunt.

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey during a hunt.

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot.

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage.

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.

Cheryl wants Jim to give up all his vices so they can try to have a baby.

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy but cannot admit it.

Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool.

Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend.

Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will then OK a fishing trip.

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere.

Jim insists that the remodeled bathroom include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

Jim loses his truck in an arm-wrestling match and refuses to ask for it back.

Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her.

Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant.

Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.

Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line.

Handsome actor replaces Jim in a commercial starring Cheryl and the kids.