According to Jim
Cheryl gets stranded on the roof, but no one notices until she disables the television.
Cheryl gets stranded on the roof, but no one notices until she disables the television.
Cheryl convinces Jim to attend a cooking class, then reluctantly agrees to play paintball with him.
Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.
Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.
Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.
Jim lies to Ruby's teacher in order to lighten her work load.
Gracie and Ruby compete with the kid next door to sell the most lemonade.
Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her expensive jewelry.
Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.
Jim panics when his son becomes a Packers fan and tries to convert him to a Bears fan.
Jim performs tasks for Cheryl but soon tires of being her errand boy.
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his sister while they are on a family trip.
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his sister while they are on a family trip.
Cheryl and her siblings are wary of their recently widowed mother's new fiance.
Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.
The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.
An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia.
Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.
Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.
Jim stands up to Dana's boss and gets her fired.