
According to Jim
Jim and Cheryl try to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.

Jim and Cheryl try to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.

Jim's friend is buried with a baseball card.

Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.

In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.

Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding.

When an attractive woman suggests that Jim grow a mustache, he does, to Cheryl's dismay.

Cheryl offers to let Dana wear her wedding dress, unaware that the gown was destroyed years earlier.

When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe Dana actually did the cooking.

Cheryl is turned off by Jim's tears.

Jim tries to teach Dana's new beau how to make women feel desirable.

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want Cheryl to hire.

Jim believes that the Devlins bring good luck to the Bulls.

Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa.

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception.

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey during a hunt.

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot.

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage.

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.