
Drunk History
Patty Hearst gets kidnapped and brainwashed; Mark Twain flees the city.

Patty Hearst gets kidnapped and brainwashed; Mark Twain flees the city.

John Pemberton invents Coca-Cola from wine and cocaine, the FBI tries to take down Martin Luther King Jr., and Stetson Kennedy infiltrates the Ku Klux Klan. Guest starring Bill Hader, Simon Helberg, Kevin Nealon and more.

Al Capone gets destroyed by an unlikely enemy, prairie lawyer Abraham Lincoln gets a huge break, and the police go to war with protestors during the Haymarket Riot. Guest starring Ike Barinholtz, Joe Lo Truglio, Matt Besser.

Woodward and Bernstein blow open the Watergate scandal, actors/brothers Edwin and John Wilkes Booth engage in a tragic feud, and Elvis crashes the White House to meet Nixon. Guest starring Jack Black, Dave Grohl, Bob Odenkirk.

The dodge-ball team heads for the championships; the school nurse has a strange disorder.

School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.

A prehistoric monster threatens the world.

A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.

A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

The staff is quarantined.

The deputies attempt to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States.

The department adds a new member to the force.

The deputies deal with life in prison.

The deputies are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department.

Johnson hooks up with Garcia.