Up the Chastity Belt

Seretta Wilson as Serving Wench Fred Emney as Mortimer Eartha Kitt as Scheherazade Derek Griffiths as Saladin Aubrey Woods as Vegetable Stall Holder Barrie Gosney as Meat Stall Holder David Prowse as Sir Grumbel Rita Webb as Maid Marian Peter Straker as Arab Tom Georgeson as Merry Man (uncredited) Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart Graham Crowden as Sir Coward de Custard Dave King as Landlord of The Blue Boar Long John Baldry as Little John Parnell McGarry as Battleaxe Wife Nora Swinburne as Mistress of the Bed Chamber Royce Mills as Knotweed Lance Percival as Our Man in the Holy Land Sam Kydd as 1st Locksmith Jonathan Elsom as 1st Horseman Christopher Timothy as Vendor Patricia Quinn as Wife Hugh Paddick as Robin Hood Christopher Sandford as Mutch Jimmy Gardner as Little Man Drina Pavlovic as Slave Girl (uncredited) Veronica Clifford as Winifred Frank Thornton as Master of Ceremonies Iain Cuthbertson as Teutonic Knight Bill Fraser as Sir Braggart de Bombast Anna Quayle as Lady Ashfodel Judy Huxtable as Gretel Norman Beaton as Blacksmith Roy Hudd as Nick the Pick Johnny Vyvyan as Chestnut Man David Battley as Yokel Ian Trigger as Lucky Charm Seller Fred Griffiths as Father John Barrett as 1st Peasant

Alan Simpson Writer Carl Davis Original Music Composer Seamus Flannery Production Design Ray Galton Writer