The Onion Movie

Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk Michael Delaney as Gil Bates Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand Don McManus as Dennis McCormick Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant John Viener as Peen Out Guy Len Cariou as Norm Archer Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher Ken Takemoto as Sensei Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady Orlando Seale as Producer Kwame Boateng as Dibo Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Angel Cassidy as Porn Star Gauge as Porn Star Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield Scott Klace as Kip Kendall Erik Stolhanske as Producer Alex Solowitz as The Masses Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective Joel McHale as Office Worker Marshall Manesh as Announcer Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General

Maryse Alberti Director of Photography Robert D. Siegel Writer Henry Kingi Jr. Stunts Kevin Kavanaugh Art Direction David Zucker Producer