The Grand Knockout Tournament

Christopher Reeve as Self Helen Shaver as Self Jenny Agutter as Self Tom Jones as Self Kevin Kline as Self Pamela Stephenson as Self Su Pollard as Self Michael Brandon as Self Margot Kidder as Self Gary Lineker as Self John Travolta as Self Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as Self Paul Daniels as Chief Judge Anthony Andrews as Self Jane Seymour as Self Hal Linden as Self Jennifer O'Neill as Self Mel Smith as Self Jackie Stewart as Self Barbara Windsor as Lady Knock of Alton Sheena Easton as Self Michael Palin as Self Toyah Willcox as Self Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh as Self John Cleese as Self George Lazenby as Self Meat Loaf as Self Cliff Richard as Self Les Dawson as Self Anne, Princess Royal as Self Sarah Ferguson as Self Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester as Self Rowan Atkinson as Lord Knock of Alton Ben Cross as Self Nicholas Lyndhurst as Self