BASEketball

Chanel Ryan as Felons Cheerleader Kelly Monaco as Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited) Stephen McHattie as Narrator (voice) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Michael Garvey as San Antonio Defender Susan Breslau as Denslow's Niece Susan Julie Dolan as Beer Barrel Iqbal Theba as Factory Manager Shannon Malone as Cheerleader (uncredited) Grant Baciocco as Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited) Troy Christian as Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited) Robert Vaughn as Baxter Cain Trevor Einhorn as Joey Thomas Stanley G. Sawicki as Skidmark Steve Brooke Morales as Beers Cheerleader Bob Costas as Bob Costas John Forker as Fan (uncredited) Trey Parker as Joe Cooper Al Michaels as Al Michaels Ray Xifo as Riverdance Referee Rebecca Lin as Felons Cheerleader Casey Hendershot as Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited) Pat O'Brien as Pat O'Brien Cory Oliver as Brittany Kaiser Jill Gascoine as Hospital Nurse Spencer Kayden as Outraged Fan (uncredited) Micah McCain as Heather Kaiser Richard Johnson as Referee Jenny McCarthy as Yvette Denslow Kato Kaelin as Driveway Announcer Yasmine Bleeth as Jenna Reed Reggie Jackson as Reggie Jackson Dian Bachar as Squeak Scolari Ernest Borgnine as Ted Denslow Blair Besten as Stephanie John Fink as Surgeon Jessica Lee as Cheerleader (uncredited) Peter Navy Tuiasosopo as Ed Tuttle Kevin Michael Richardson as Peripatetic Player Michael Matthys as Referee David Zucker as Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited) Dale Earnhardt as Dale Earnhardt Charlotte Zucker as Surgery Nurse Robert Stack as Robert Stack Francis X. McCarthy as Dr. Kaiser Raphael Sbarge as Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited) Joey Diaz as Referee Alexandra Ella as Horrified Fan (uncredited) Matt Stone as Doug Remer Jeff Wright as Fireman Kenny Mayne as Kenny Mayne Greg Grunberg as Wilke - New Jersey Informant Paul Michael Robinson as Mime Psych-Out Greg Bronson as Surgeon (uncredited) Mike Butters as Baseketball Referee (uncredited) Victoria Silvstedt as Victoria Silvstedt Linda O'Neil as Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited) Bridget Oberlin as Roswell Alien (uncredited) Dan Patrick as Dan Patrick Courtney Ford as Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

Mike Butters Stunts Deep Roy Stunts David Leitch Stunts Ira Newborn Original Music Composer Eurlyne Epper Stunts Rick Avery Stunts Joni Avery Stunts Anita Hart Stunts Bob Herron Stunts Hugh Aodh O'Brien Stunts David Zucker Screenplay, Producer, Director Robert LoCash Producer, Screenplay Jeffrey Reiner Editor, Second Unit Director Jeff Wright Screenplay, Co-Producer Junie Lowry-Johnson Casting Gary Littlejohn Stunts