Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Margaret Nolan as Little Assistance Ronald Radd as Critic Bentley Rosalind Knight as Critic Bentley Desmond Walter-Ellis as Philip Bluster Robert Hutton as Insurance Agent Milton Berle as Goodtime Eddie Filth Patricia Hayes as Grandma Louis Negin as Producer Peter Joan Collins as Polyester Poontang Aleta Morrison as Harriet Judy Cornwell as Filigree Fondle Bruce Boa as Car Salesman Anthony Newley as Heironymous Merkin Bruce Forsyth as Uncle Limelight Stubby Kaye as Fat Writer George Jessel as The Presence Connie Kreski as Mercy Humppe Lynda Baron as Salesgirl Tom Stern as Producer Ron Victor Spinetti as Critic Sharpnose

William Constable Art Direction Richard Williams Opening Title Sequence Otto Heller Director of Photography Anthony Newley Director, Writer, Producer, Original Music Composer