Up the Chastity Belt

Jimmy Gardner as Little Man Drina Pavlovic as Slave Girl (uncredited) Long John Baldry as Little John Tom Georgeson as Merry Man (uncredited) David Battley as Yokel Christopher Sandford as Mutch Nora Swinburne as Mistress of the Bed Chamber Eartha Kitt as Scheherazade Derek Griffiths as Saladin Aubrey Woods as Vegetable Stall Holder Peter Straker as Arab Christopher Timothy as Vendor Johnny Vyvyan as Chestnut Man Fred Griffiths as Father Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart Anna Quayle as Lady Ashfodel Judy Huxtable as Gretel John Barrett as 1st Peasant Parnell McGarry as Battleaxe Wife Veronica Clifford as Winifred David Prowse as Sir Grumbel Lance Percival as Our Man in the Holy Land Fred Emney as Mortimer Jonathan Elsom as 1st Horseman Seretta Wilson as Serving Wench Bill Fraser as Sir Braggart de Bombast Hugh Paddick as Robin Hood Rita Webb as Maid Marian Barrie Gosney as Meat Stall Holder Ian Trigger as Lucky Charm Seller Roy Hudd as Nick the Pick Royce Mills as Knotweed Sam Kydd as 1st Locksmith Graham Crowden as Sir Coward de Custard Iain Cuthbertson as Teutonic Knight Norman Beaton as Blacksmith Patricia Quinn as Wife Frank Thornton as Master of Ceremonies Dave King as Landlord of The Blue Boar

Carl Davis Original Music Composer Alan Simpson Writer Seamus Flannery Production Design Ray Galton Writer