The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 90m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Gaugeas Porn Star
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Steven Kozlowskias White Trash Dude
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
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