The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 90m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Gaugeas Porn Star
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Steven Kozlowskias White Trash Dude
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
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