The Onion Movie

Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective Don McManus as Dennis McCormick Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton Erik Stolhanske as Producer Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus Alex Solowitz as The Masses Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect Gauge as Porn Star Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk Michael Delaney as Gil Bates Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield Orlando Seale as Producer Len Cariou as Norm Archer Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie Ken Takemoto as Sensei Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry Kwame Boateng as Dibo Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband Angel Cassidy as Porn Star Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand John Viener as Peen Out Guy Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer Joel McHale as Office Worker Marshall Manesh as Announcer Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs Scott Klace as Kip Kendall Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami

David Zucker Producer Henry Kingi Jr. Stunts Robert D. Siegel Writer Maryse Alberti Director of Photography Kevin Kavanaugh Art Direction