Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Ronald Radd as Critic Bentley Victor Spinetti as Critic Sharpnose Desmond Walter-Ellis as Philip Bluster Bruce Boa as Car Salesman Stubby Kaye as Fat Writer George Jessel as The Presence Connie Kreski as Mercy Humppe Rosalind Knight as Critic Bentley Aleta Morrison as Harriet Robert Hutton as Insurance Agent Anthony Newley as Heironymous Merkin Milton Berle as Goodtime Eddie Filth Joan Collins as Polyester Poontang Louis Negin as Producer Peter Judy Cornwell as Filigree Fondle Margaret Nolan as Little Assistance Bruce Forsyth as Uncle Limelight Patricia Hayes as Grandma Tom Stern as Producer Ron Lynda Baron as Salesgirl

Anthony Newley Director, Writer, Producer, Original Music Composer Otto Heller Director of Photography Richard Williams Opening Title Sequence William Constable Art Direction