You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Kevin van Doorslaer as Isreali Soldier Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer Holly Weber as Girlfriend Molly Weiner as Salon Patron Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman Herzl Tobey as Commander Shulie Cowen as Debbie Aesop Aquarian as Rabbi Daoud Heidami as Nasi Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner Mousa Kraish as Bashir Maysoon Zayid as Nadira Jhennah Sinclaire as Dancer Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal Sidney Ganis as Doctor Jordan Ashbrook as Hot Girl in Club Dianne Perry Dowler as Phantom's Wife Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon Kevin Cannon as Times Square Crazy Man Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club Henry Winkler as Limousine Passenger Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver Billy Concha as Kayaker Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant Sam Kalidi as Amir Sandra Rosko as Middle Eastern Girl Phoebe Dorin as Older Lady in Salon Lina So as Hip Salon Receptionist Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed Nikki Giavasis as Waitress Keana Texeira as Rock-throwing Girl Ido Mosseri as Oori Shulimson Dennis Dugan as Homeless Guy Mark Kubr as Criminal #3 Barry Livingston as Gray Kleibolt Ori Pfeffer as Second Commander Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant Kathleen Noone as Second Woman in Cab Monica Cabral as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl Uzimann as Cafe Customer David Zahedian as Phantom's Best Friend Betty Murphy as Mrs. Haines Constance Barron as First Woman in Cab Ray Garvey as Truck Driver Bernadette Lords as Businesswoman Bibiana Navas as Phantom's Wife Dina Doron as Zohan's Mother Guri Weinberg as Aharon Tyler Spindel as Doorman Guy Oseary as Avi Kendall Draughn as Picnic Girl Kevin Nealon as Kevin Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev Anne Marie Howard as Reporter Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge Anthony Martins as Arab #3 Yossi Marshak as Pinchas Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl Roni Meron as Hot Girl / Waitress Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman Shelley Berman as Zohan's Father Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer Terrie Snell as Woman in Beauty Shop George Takei as George Takei Maite Garcia as Phantom's Wife (uncredited) Alec Mapa as Claude Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant Bobby Tisdale as Skizzy Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader Sadie Sandler as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited) Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse Chris Rock as Taxi Driver Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi Kristen Lowman as First Woman in Cab Jennifer De Minco as Arguing Female Customer Marco Khan as Terrorist with Hand Christina Neferis as Hacky Sack Fan Eloise DeJoria as Blonde at Salon Riley Thomas Stewart as Little Boy #2 Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey Norma Michaels as Older Lady in Salon Susan Grace as Older Lady in Salon Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's Wife (voice) Yamit Sol as Dorit Moran Atias as Eti Klavdia Ramnareine as The Hot Chick Adam Sandler as Zohan Dvir Ido Mor as Hassan John McEnroe as John McEnroe Rick Gifford as Philip Alex Luria as Koby Blake Bertrand as Little Boy Daniel Browning Smith as Real Estate Agent Larry Marko as Phantom's Trainer Melanie Bulujian as Isreali Dancer Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian Gina Tleel as Shopper John Turturro as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah Anna Berger as Older Lady in Salon Guile Branco as Isreali Soldier Cheryl Cosenza as Ribbon Cutting Girl Mark Winn as News Cameraman (uncredited) Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge Robert Smigel as Yosi Bunny Levine as Older Lady in Salon Denise Bradley as Hackey Sack Enthusiast Sharlene Grover as Isreali Soldier Sayed Badreya as Hamdi John Farley as Tom Ella Christopher as Phantom's Wife Veerta Motiani as Beach Girl

Judd Apatow Screenplay Rupert Gregson-Williams Original Music Composer Michael Bauman Chief Lighting Technician Jack Giarraputo Producer Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator Samantha MacIvor Stunts Eddie Perez Stunts Eliza Coleman Stunts Dennis Dugan Director Ryan Tudhope Visual Effects Supervisor Kazu Hiro Special Effects Key Makeup Artist Robert Smigel Executive Producer, Screenplay Gary Archer Prosthetics Sarah Halley Finn Casting Perry Andelin Blake Production Design Tamara Hunter Casting Associate John Collins Art Direction Michael Barrett Director of Photography Adam Sandler Screenplay, Producer